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12.09.2004 

Fun with ex-girlfriends -- Horsepower

My ex-gf and I were watching TV one night and had the following conversation after watching a car ad which mentioned the horsepower rating of the engine:

ex-gf: How do they measure horsepower?

me (thinking quickly): They have this ranch out in Colorado with thousands of horses. They have a special harness that allows them to hook up all the horses to it, pulling one way, and they attach the other end of the harness to the back of the car, driving the other way. They then unhook the horses one by one until the car wins. However many horses are left is the total horsepower of that car.

ex-gf: Fuck you, they do not. How do they really do it?


Comments:
you mean that's NOT how they do it?
you're just as bad as my ex-husband. feh.

;P
-frustratedmynx
http://www.frustratedmynx.net
 
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