monogodo

I had to 'have a movement' at work the other day. I went to the men's room, and entered the last stall (of 4) at the end. I was the only one in there at the time. About 2/3 of the way through the 'movement', I heard someone enter the room. I was shocked when he entered the stall right next to mine! His 'movement' was rather noisy.

Why couldn't he have chosen the last stall on the other end, leaving 2 open stalls between us?

Damn turd burglers.