Hey Dumbass/Jackass!
I've got bones to pick with a few people I work with:
- When you load paper into the color copier, make sure the paper guides are flush against the edges, especially when printing the second side of a 2-sided copy. If you'd done this, I wouldn't have to re-run the entire job.
- When a customer calls to tell you something about a job, write it down!
- CHANGE YOUR DAMN RINGTONE! Tweet hasn't been popular for almost 4 years, and the premise of Ooops, Oh My is not one that I want to picture you fulfilling.
- When you're designing a 2-sided, full-bleed brochure, extend the color beyond the page size so that I don't cut off text or leave white when I trim it to size.
- I'm not an idiot. You could have sent that job down with a note on the sample that read "SAMPLE" and I'd have produced it perfectly. Instead, you made me waste 15 minutes coming up to your office so you could talk to me as if I were a small child. Thanks.
- Both of you, spines read from the top of the spine to the bottom. The bottom edge of the text should be on the left, the top edge on the right, so that when the book is lying on its back, one can read the spine without standing on one's head.
- If you're creating items that have a bleed, and the left edge is a different color than the right edge (or top edge is different than the bottom edge), you MUST put a gutter in between pieces on the page so that we can cut them to the proper size.
- When I put on the paper order form that I need it later that afternoon, or the next morning at the latest, that means that I need it no later than the next morning. 1:00pm is not the next morning. When you call me to tell me that you picked up the paper from the vendor and then forgot about me, it just pisses me off. I sat here doing nothing for 3 hours because you had your head up your ass. Had you done your job properly, the first point of this rant would have been moot.
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